DON’T laugh so damn loud
DON’T ask me if you should or shouldn’t have another piece of pizza. I will say no so I can have another.
DON’T ask me to change my music. If you want different music, leave the room.
DON’T ask me if I would like a drink…of course I would like a drink…do we know each other?!
DON’T ask me to watch your child.
DON’T talk to me about how Jesus took the wheel…
DON’T think you are always invited. Just because you hung out with us once, doesn’t mean you’re my friend..
DON’T pretend that you’re funny. You’re not.
DON’T tell me you don’t drink!!
DON’T wear a wifebeater. Just don’t..
DON’T order an iced cappuccino. There’s no such thing…
DON’T tell me all the reasons that you can’t do something…figure it out..
DON’T say mucus.
DON’T come into my personal bubble! I don’t like you. You’re not invited. Even if I do like you. You’re not invited.